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Hey everyone, what's
up? Ya well I'm not doing really anything. Well let me tell you a little about me that you may not have know. I have
a brother and a sister (half) their names are Steph and Matt. I also have a dog. Her name is Lizzie. I love to hang out, talk
(lol), shop, play sports like softball, basketball, and dance, and other stuff like that. Well ttfr!
Yo, Yo, Yo, my
name is Taylor. Ya I am weird and HYPER like I seem (lol), but I dont care! OMG, I have to tell you some yo mamma jokes!
- Yo mama so fat,
when she stepped on a scale it read "one at a time please"
- Yo mama so ugly,
her mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her!
- Yo mama so fat when
she sat on a quater, a booger flew out of George Washington's nose!
- Yo mama so ugly
when she went to the zoo, the elephants started throwing peanuts at HER!
- Yo mama so stupid
she put makeup on her head just to make-up her mind!
- Yo mama so poor
that her family eats cereal with a fork to save milk!
- Yo mama so poor
when she was kicking a can down the street I asked "Whatcha doin" she said "Moving!"
Ya well thats all
I could think of! TTYL
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